I hope you smile.
I did a little spy work today.
Well, it wasn’t really spy work. I just Googled a phone number. (I love that “Google” is a verb!)
It’s not as wierd as it sounds. It’s a long story. That does NOT include me stalking anyone.
Anyways, whenever I do something like that, something spy-like, I want to be a spy. And yea, you might laugh to hear it, but I seriously considered working in the CIA or the FBI for awhile there. Can’t you totally see it?
I realized that there are some characteristics that indicate one would be a bad spy. I listed the below for you to view at leisure.
(Followed with, “And I need to leave now.” All this is said with a glazed-over expression and a distantly polite smile.)
(Seriously though, that should be child abuse!)
(I hate when this happens. If someone invents unbreakable pencil lead I will love them forever.)
Also, this isn’t really an excluding characteristic, but it is a good reason not to be a spy: You might get caught.