I did a little spy work today.
Well, it wasn’t really spy work. I just Googled a phone number. (I love that “Google” is a verb!)
It’s not as wierd as it sounds. It’s a long story. That does NOT include me stalking anyone.
I promise.
Anyways, whenever I do something like that, something spy-like, I want to be a spy. And yea, you might laugh to hear it, but I seriously considered working in the CIA or the FBI for awhile there. Can’t you totally see it?
Yea…me neither.
I realized that there are some characteristics that indicate one would be a bad spy. I listed the below for you to view at leisure.
1. An hour after meeting you, people say something like: "I feel like I've known you forever!"
(Followed with, “And I need to leave now.” All this is said with a glazed-over expression and a distantly polite smile.)
2. You get scared easily. Although I totally understand why this kid is scared. Anyone recognize the hottie who's holding him? =)
(Seriously though, that should be child abuse!)
3. You have no reason to spy on someone. If you spy on someone because you are bored, you're not a spy. But you are nosy!
(I hate when this happens. If someone invents unbreakable pencil lead I will love them forever.)
Also, this isn’t really an excluding characteristic, but it is a good reason not to be a spy: You might get caught.
Remember her?
Yea…me neither.
Smile!!!
lol funny as always!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! stalker girl!!!!
Thanks stalking sister! =)
Hey Abby. Great blog. How about you not stoop at 101, keep going. Just what I need to de-stress.
Thanks so much. I’m glad you like it! =) We’ll see what happens when I make it to 101.
You will be in the habit by then and won’t even notice.